Dinner Party Small Talk

Episodes

Episode 16 - 'Johnny Carson Is Just The Worst'

DPST Episode 16 - 'Johnny Carson is Just the Worst'
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

In which we waste our time with another crappy guest that doesn't know how to do her job - entertainment reporter Dong Smith, we regret reading some fan letters, and psychic medium Expecto the Magnificent helps us commune with the dead. 

Episode 10 - Season 1 Finale

DPST Episode 10 - Season 1 Finale
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron are joined by meat-sack Carl Gregory for story-time, the disastrous return of Jennifer Love Reptile, and interviews with corpse-stylist Cadmium Thurman, and little twerps Scott and Taylor. 

'Bradley Pooper' written by Carl Gregory 

Episode 8 - 'Robot Awareness Month'

DPST Episode 8 - 'Robot Awareness Month'

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron celebrate Robot Awareness Month by interviewing a representative of the Royal Robot Council of Australia, Fuckbot, the figurehead of the Royal Commission for Recommissioned Royal Robots, Queen Elizabeth II, and finish the episode with a mystery guest. 

Featuring a submission from Carl Gregory

Episode 7 - 'Seed House'

DPST Episode 7 - 'Seed House'
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi Irwin, take some calls from the podcast's audience, and interview Tricia Merquet on the subject of her unconventional new dating advice book.

With a submission from Carl Gregory, A.K.A Steazy McWhale-Tits. 

Episode 6 - 'Mumps, Measles, Hepatitis C-sles'

DPST Episode 6 - 'Mumps, Measles, Hepatitis C-sles'
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

In which we rerun an old episode from the 20's featuring the glamorous Miriam Snipes and the lecherous Baron Munchausen-By-Proxy, a Nostalgia Killer review of George Melies' 'A Trip To The Moon', and eager young inventor Samuel Swift and his electrical cure-all treatment. 

Episode 5 - The Dinner Party Small Talk S.O.S 'Save Our Show' Fundraiser Telethon and Variety Hour Podcast

DPST Episode 5 - The Dinner Party Small Talk S.O.S. 'Save Our Show' Fundraiser Telethon
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

A special hour-long episode in which we try to raise enough money to save the show from imminent financial ruin, featuring interviews with local superhero Captain Lung and spiritual advisor Phineas Fillet, a deep analysis of some cheap snacks, a chat with phone volunteers/returning guests Kev McCauley and Candy Crush, a moving tribute to those involved in the show that have passed, and a freestyle rap from rapper Beef Jerky.

Episode 4 - 'Hey Obama, That's My Heroin'

DPST Episode 4 - 'Hey Obama, That's My Heroin'
Matthew Graham and Nyssa Hamilton

In which we kick Matt off the show, feature Space Jam and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on Nostalgia Killer, finish Kanye West's original fiction, and interview energetic rapper and star of the reality show 'BJ's Love Pit', Beef Jerky. 

Episode 3 - 'Party of Five'

DPST Episode 3 - 'Party of Five'

In which we talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother regarding her daughter's recent reptilian revelation, we learn about the latest innovation in home security - the SCRAM Home Protection Cannon, we read a short story submitted to us by Kanye West, and we talk to a young lady called Candy Crush regarding her upcoming legal stoush with King Games.